Friday, September 18, 2009

Bed Bath and Beyond Gift Certificate

"When does my Bed Bath and Beyond gift certificate expire?"
Asked my grandmother from her deathbed
"It'll last a lot longer than you," my punk cousin said
She wished to expire on 400 thread count
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1 comment:

Mr. Shife said...

So did she get her wish? Hopefully there is a little bit left over after you buy the sheets to get some soap to wash out your punk cousin's mouth.

September 22, 2009 at 11:45 AM

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