Becky

She crouched at the doorway, hair askew
She looked really beautiful like that
That homeless orphan look always turned me on
"Goddamnit Becky, I want you so bad!" I screamed for all to hear
She didn't seem to understand from all that damn poverty

My Cervix

I have a really long cervix
And a very welcoming uterus

The Bar

The light fixtures are sultry
And the tables are sensual
The gin and tonic, fuck-worthy
Your lovemaking, lackluster

Turn Over Again

It's just not working
Turn over again
Okay, now it's working fine
Yeah, I gotta get a new record player