Punks Like Us

Punks like us don't like fags like you

Unless it's fag punks

Fag punks like him are often attracted to fags like you

Yes, well why not?

The fagness transcends the punkness in the end

Ronnie's Dragon

My friend Ronnie told me he had a dragon in his cellar
He named his dragon Ronnie, after himself
He always called me "Ronnie" too, even though I kept insisting that he stop
The conceited fuck

The Media

Let's never have sex again

It's like saying "fuck you" to the media

Or "fuck me" to myself

Maybe I should go upstairs and masturbate

Injun Bartender

Hey Injun bartender, give me another
You remember me?
I'm the white man that slaughtered your people
You make me pitiful